crinamon:

A Scoopful of Berries .. click for more <3

mixed berry pie for dinner

19-Year-Old Lives In AOL Offices For 2 Months, No One Notices.

soupsoup:

For two months last fall, Eric Simons secretly took up residence inside the Internet giant’s Palo Alto, Calif., campus, eating free food, enjoying gym access, and building a startup in the process.

Great story, esp. the stuff he’s working on.





corgiaddict:

Most of the internet knows Edison as the Corgi Lobster In A Pot (thanks for making him a meme, CorgiAddict!), but he has now eclipsed this honor by preventing our house from being burgled.  All we know is that someone broke in, but left with nothing, most likely because Edison sounds a lot bigger than he is.  Edison’s vigilant watchdog howl has often been inappropriately deployed, but I have never been more grateful for his “ARROOOOROOOROOOROOROO!”  

=.)

this was my face the whole time too


Consume her heart, and you shall rule forever. -

i really need to see this movie i can’t help myself

(Source: stewinator)



Things that happened tonight:

- I used one of the emergency band-aids in my wallet
- Menomena - “Muscle n Flo” played on the radio
- I ate sweet desserts for breakfast and dinner and several other snacks in between
- Rain droplets the size of golf balls
- I stand in rainwater and sewage and try to squeegee it into a drain while it stands an inch thick in every direction
- Complimentary alcohol
- Keep trying to watch “Awake,” do something else instead
- Useless revelations




motherfucker

(Source: moviesimpsons)





Natasha VC: Death Rites

natashavc:

I’ve been carrying around a duffle bag for three years, an ex-boyfriend’s bag from his college. It’s ratty and worn, but I always liked having it around because of the sentimental value. And because for three years, I’ve wanted him back. I was in a car accident with it on the seat next to me (it…